The Frequently Asked Questions About Infomercials

Infomercials are the best. They're like a box of chocolates for your brain, but with less chance of getting a brain freeze.

Q: What is the purpose of an infomercial?

A: It's to make you buy more stuff you don't need, but will probably end up needing after 3 minutes of watching the infomercial. It's like a magic trick, but with less magic and more product placement.

Q: How do I become a successful infomercial star?

A: You start by practicing your best "as seen on TV" face in a mirror, then work your way up to hosting 12-hour infomercial marathons in your living room. Bonus points if you can recite the entire script from "Glitter" in front of a studio audience.

Meet our team of experts who've spent decades honing their craft, including Weird Al, who's been doing it since the Clinton administration.

Q: Can I use infomercials for personal gain?

A: Absolutely! You can use our state-of-the-art studio to create your own infomercials and become a viral sensation. Just don't try to sell us out, or you'll end up like the guy who tried to sell us his old toaster.

Q: Are infomercials a form of art?

A: Of course they are! It's like performance art, but with more sales and fewer critics. Why do you think the Museum of Modern Art has a whole wing dedicated to the works of Ronco and the ShamWOW?

Q: Can I request an infomercial for my product?

A: Send us a check for $10,000 and a 3-year contract, and we'll get back to you within 2-5 business days with our standard response time of 2-5 years.

That's all for now, folks! If you have more questions, check out our More Frequently Asked Questions.