Infomercials are the best. They're like a box of chocolates for your brain, but with less chance of getting a brain freeze.
A: It's to make you buy more stuff you don't need, but will probably end up needing after 3 minutes of watching the infomercial. It's like a magic trick, but with less magic and more product placement.
A: You start by practicing your best "as seen on TV" face in a mirror, then work your way up to hosting 12-hour infomercial marathons in your living room. Bonus points if you can recite the entire script from "Glitter" in front of a studio audience.
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A: Of course they are! It's like performance art, but with more sales and fewer critics. Why do you think the Museum of Modern Art has a whole wing dedicated to the works of Ronco and the ShamWOW?
A: Send us a check for $10,000 and a 3-year contract, and we'll get back to you within 2-5 business days with our standard response time of 2-5 years.
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